Absolut
Senior Member
I'm still laughing on a Code 660 over 42 with a Single Rune.... Link to auction: https://www.egun.de/market/item.php?id=14513289
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Gerst
Senior Member
Looks like it was made yesterday.
Kintepro
Well-known member
I got a good laugh out of this one. Don't look to hard at the bolt handle, or it will give you cancer. It seriously looks like someone cut it off and crappily welded it on backwards. It looks like a beaver chewed out the bolt relief on the stock so that this new abomination would fit. Enjoy pictures, and here's a link to the post too while its still up. https://www.gunbroker.com/item/920531990
hale1940
Canadian Fabio
It obviously has some 'condition' issues...to put it lightly. Looks to me like it was likely a legit Heer bnz. 43 that was turned into a hunting rifle. Probably a long time ago. Very much a 'Bubba' type situation.
However, there is some gold here. And that's in the seller's description:
"I can imagine some fine Kraut stationed in Paris, Oslo, Rome, or Vienna and having this built before Dday, or some USGI Joe getting his trophy Mauser scoped before returning stateside. This NOT A NAZI FACTORY TEXTBOOK SNIPER! So all you crustacean phaliced Armchair Experts, and Fruity Forum Fairys can eat a fat one. This is a premium BNZ43 made by Steyr Daimler Puch. It has a premium scope system, and is in top high condition...Ready for collection or deploy now to keep the Democratic, spice smoking, meth monkeys at bay."
Dude is a straight up comedian.
Kintepro
Well-known member
So get this... i was messaging him and he claimed that the sling has an austrian divison marking on it. Them he claims it has a first panzer division marking on it and that it was worth more than the whole rig. I googled the marking on the sling, first result is a Bavarian (west German) m1 carbine with the same marking. Guess what? He updates the description doubling down on his BS claims. Originally I thought he was just funny, but he seems to be a scammer too. Shame.It obviously has some 'condition' issues...to put it lightly. Looks to me like it was likely a legit Heer bnz. 43 that was turned into a hunting rifle. Probably a long time ago. Very much a 'Bubba' type situation.
However, there is some gold here. And that's in the seller's description:
"I can imagine some fine Kraut stationed in Paris, Oslo, Rome, or Vienna and having this built before Dday, or some USGI Joe getting his trophy Mauser scoped before returning stateside. This NOT A NAZI FACTORY TEXTBOOK SNIPER! So all you crustacean phaliced Armchair Experts, and Fruity Forum Fairys can eat a fat one. This is a premium BNZ43 made by Steyr Daimler Puch. It has a premium scope system, and is in top high condition...Ready for collection or deploy now to keep the Democratic, spice smoking, meth monkeys at bay."
Dude is a straight up comedian.
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hale1940
Canadian Fabio
I don't know this for sure...but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the 1st Panzer Division didn't feel the need to unit mark their K98k slings lol.
I'm definitely getting more kook than scammer vibes from this guy. Still, just absolutely hilarious.
Oh, and btw, that is the original bolt that was altered like that. You'll see that pretty frequently with these home done sporters. Its so the bolt and scope clear each other. That one is particularly badly done though.
heavy_mech
RKI- Reasonably Knowledgable Individual
Yeah for sure. He's in another thread now too and he's got a lot of 'interesting' comments. Really feeling the ShooterIke type vibe. Delusional AND ignorant?
Muncher 1953
Senior Member
definitely traveling in some parallel universe!
the whole spiel is deliberately distractive. who cares (relative to the auction) that he went downrange, how he (may have) configured his M4, and 1st Pz was formed Oct 15, 1935 in Weimar, from 3rd Cavalry, then again July 1, 1956 as a Bundeswehr unit, the Russkies invaded Hungary in early November that year.
Unbelievable what the bids have already risen to!
Is the Turd contest still active, or has a winner already been declared? If not, can I submit one for the win under "Turd Parts"?
I love this one...
https://www.ebay.com/itm/313909163130?hash=item491671b47a:g:g~IAAOSwmzViBoR2
I love this one...
https://www.ebay.com/itm/313909163130?hash=item491671b47a:g:g~IAAOSwmzViBoR2
biggymu
Well-known member
What the hell is that, part of a petrified Coney Island foot long some grunt heaved up?
Tooele52M1
Well-known member
I believe it's a spent casing.
If nothing else, it demonstrates why sex on the beach is a bad idea.
If nothing else, it demonstrates why sex on the beach is a bad idea.
Tooele52M1
Well-known member
I also believe there is some awareness on the part of the seller as he has thoughtfully included a pic of the world's largest floating turd to go with the seascapes.
md_shooter_rick
Member
I just saw that the original ended and it was relisted
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luftpirate
Well-known member
Herk1994
Senior Member
I guess you can just puke up whatever bullshit you want to about anything nowadays, and throw a sub-$2000 price tag on it. I want to nicely tell this guy what he has, but I won’t because he probably doesn’t have the brain capacity to understand any of it.
