Such A Steaming Turd Deal !!!!!

If you’re uneducated on SS and can’t take the 5 minutes it takes to verify that something is legit or not, then anything that happens is on you.

Having said that I’m excited to see where this goes.
 
WOW, lots of stinkies out there as of late. Must be that Christmastime feeling ☃️💩🎅

Turds instead of coal for the naughty collectors who didn't do their research.

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Me Too!! Gotta keep track of this one. Bit on the Frankenberry side. Will get scoffed up by somebody.
 
Avoid if you can the auctions with the "VERY RARE" "ULTIMATE" "MINTY" "VERY UNCOMMON" "COLLECTORS HOLY GRAIL" in the title. It's almost a guarantee there's going to be a lot of BS and window dressing in the description. Sure enough, this guys font sizes and color choices would make a circus proud. Good luck reading it without getting a seizure.

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I just took out a second mortage on the house for the coming bidding war. I can't wait to add this incredible one of a kind piece to my collection!
 
someone stamp my m24/47 w a def head so i can list it for 1700 christmas special
 
How many times you guys been told to post the screen caps before the seller takes the auction down?

I will do the Lord's work this day... Included herein are the "cream of the crop" of the photos of the rifle itself from the listing. May it be now be enshrined in halls of turd-dom for generations to come.

Check out that feedback - yikes, not sure why Gunjoker keeps this guy on their platform (I know the reason is money SMH).
I've also screen-capped his carnival barking. I will give him credit where credit is due: while it does give me a seizure to read, it doesn't give me an aneurysm like Mauser Wz.29's absolutely trash formatting descriptions.

I for one really appreciate the irony of his terms of sale:

1. "* A bid is a promise to pay! PERIOD"
- Yet has frequently and recently been a nonpaying bidder himself.
2. "* Our descriptions are done with great care & to the best of our ability. This is our opinion..HOWEVER! YOU as the BUYER must come to your own conclusion!! We provide an exceptional amount of high quality photos to help you come formulate your own conclusion!! We will not be held liable if your opinion differs from ours...."
- AKA I may be a liar or an idiot but that's for you to figure out.
3. "* We do not take returns! We did for a while, but sadly have been burned to many times!"
- when you peddle shite, people return it, go figure.
4. "* WE WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR DAMAGE THAT HAS OCCURRED DURING SHIPPING!! If you want additional shipping insurance (WHICH WE RECOMMEND) PLEASE EMAIL US IN ADVANCE!"
- Jackass charges $68 for shipping but does not include insurance in the cost. FWIW I just shipped a 52"x8"x4" box weighing 24 pounds insured for $1600 from NY to MI for $50 via USPS.
 

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Nice work Only! I like how you provide the translations to his 'terms and conditions'. :ROFLMAO:
 
Having seen all this now I realize that I definitely wasted my time sending this dick cheese pile of shite seller a message, oh well.
 
I will do the Lord's work this day... Included herein are the "cream of the crop" of the photos of the rifle itself from the listing. May it be now be enshrined in halls of turd-dom for generations to come.

Check out that feedback - yikes, not sure why Gunjoker keeps this guy on their platform (I know the reason is money SMH).
I've also screen-capped his carnival barking. I will give him credit where credit is due: while it does give me a seizure to read, it doesn't give me an aneurysm like Mauser Wz.29's absolutely trash formatting descriptions.

I for one really appreciate the irony of his terms of sale:

1. "* A bid is a promise to pay! PERIOD"
- Yet has frequently and recently been a nonpaying bidder himself.
2. "* Our descriptions are done with great care & to the best of our ability. This is our opinion..HOWEVER! YOU as the BUYER must come to your own conclusion!! We provide an exceptional amount of high quality photos to help you come formulate your own conclusion!! We will not be held liable if your opinion differs from ours...."
- AKA I may be a liar or an idiot but that's for you to figure out.
3. "* We do not take returns! We did for a while, but sadly have been burned to many times!"
- when you peddle shite, people return it, go figure.
4. "* WE WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR DAMAGE THAT HAS OCCURRED DURING SHIPPING!! If you want additional shipping insurance (WHICH WE RECOMMEND) PLEASE EMAIL US IN ADVANCE!"
- Jackass charges $68 for shipping but does not include insurance in the cost. FWIW I just shipped a 52"x8"x4" box weighing 24 pounds insured for $1600 from NY to MI for $50 via USPS.

Thank you!
 
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